"Once inside the house he led me to the kitchen, had me sit down at the table and handed me a beer."Ready?" he asked."For what" I wanted to know."Ruby... we're here" he called out. A minute later his wife Ruby walked into the room and I almost choked on the sip of beer I'd just taken. Ruby is a very busty redhead and when she was in a room with you it was hard to keep your eyes away from her. It would be even harder if you were to see her the way I saw her just then - naked except for garter. Alex snatched one, got another double latte and went back to her office.Alex was just about to get online with one of the kinkier sites that advertised in the Tattler, when her computer 'binged.' It was a local news story. 'Breaking news' said the headline. 'An unknown person or persons has taken hostages at a local high school pep rally.' Alex clicked the link to get the rest of the story.There wasn't much to the story, because the media didn't have any information. There were cameras in the. "Why am I a perv?" Joe asked."Looking at your sister's arse for a start!" Crystal retorted."Oh, and a girl who writes about how much she wants to be ****d is /not/a perv?" That was /private/!" wailed Crystal, her black hair whipping in herface as she shook with indignation and more than a little humiliation."Look, s*s, I'm sorry," Joe began, detecting his sister's genuinedistress, "I just...I saw it and decided to read it. It was,erm...illuminating." How much did you read?" sniffed. Now Mom’s death has been painful for both of us, but think how I’ll feel if a police officer knocks on the door some night and tells me that you got killed in an accident because you had too much to drink, or that you are in the hospital after causing an accident that killed some other people. “Dad, I need to take better care of you. If you want to drink after work, buy a bottle or two of wine, and bring it home. Wouldn’t you rather drink with me than the patrons of some bar? I.