Then my da says, “Ah, Red Nose John, I’d best be a tyin’ an anchor to your truly immense feet right now and throwin’ ya to Davey Jones, seein�...� as how you’re already confessin’ to lusting for my daughter, and she barely being fourteen. If I let you keep a livin’, no tellin’ how much mischief ya be a getting’ up ta or how many bastards ya be a makin’.”So, I says, “Ah da, let the big lummox keep a breathin’. Even an ugly girl like me needs an admirer and the hope at least one man would be a givin’. “There you go,” he said as he pushed the computer back toward her. She spun it around and breathed a sigh of relief. “Oh my god. You totally saved my life.” “You’re welcome.” He only realized he was staring at her with a silly grin on his face when she shifted nervously in her chair. “So, I guess I’ll see you around,” he said as he stood up, feeling his ears burning. Way to go idiot. He chided himself for staring at her as he walked toward the door. When he looked up, he saw the last thing in. "Assam! Assam, a helicopter, we saw a helicopter!" one of the men said excitedly as they both ran up."Are you sure you haven't been smoking that water pipe of yours again Hadij?" Assam replied."No, it was real. We both saw it and Mushtaq thinks he might even have hit it," Hadij replied.Assam looked at Mushtaq for confirmation and when the second man nodded, a huge grin on his face, Assam raised his arm with lightening quick speed and slapped him across his right cheek. Mushtaq howled and raised. I moaned and shook my head. I tried not to sound like I was panting when I said, "No. It just started on Tuesday."I was actually glad when he dragged the explanation out of me. I didn't want him thinking I was some sort of nymphomaniac who fucked everyone that wanted me and molested my son and other children for the hell of it. But I didn't get any sympathy from him when he found out what was going on. He thought it was hot that I was doing these things at the bidding of morally bankrupt loan.