‎"‏You going to let him in on where you live‭?" ‬Ed asked.‎"‏Hell, ‭ ‬I'm going to let him live there too.‭" ‬I said grinning.‭ ...‬Or at least pretend to live there while the men install his toys.‭" That's a good plan, ‎ ‏I hate when you make me go out there.‭ ‬The kid can do it from now on.‭" That was what I thought.‎ ‏If I get lucky, ‭ ‬I want have to screw him for the help either.‭" You mean, ‎ ‏I could have gotten laid if I had gone about it right‭?" Hell, ‎ ‏Ed that would be like screwing. .. I'm getting a fax!"This one is compliments of DomThis from a poster I came across. I had to hold down the laughter because I was around polite company."I am sick and tired of answering questions about my dog! Yes, he mauled six people wearing Trump T-shirts, four people wearing Hillary T-shirts, 2 other Independent voters, nine teenagers wearing pants down past their crack, three flag-burners, and a Pakistani Uber driver during a holiday high fee time of year.For the last time, THIS DOG IS. Every aspect of her, taken singularly or in combination with the other features, was divine. Faith loved watching her muscles straining with each new exercise. She loved the way her body glistened in the sunlight from her exertions. She loved the way her hair billowed out behind her as she ran. And she loved the way the full, firm breasts bobbed and swayed as she moved.On Heather’s second day of captivity, Jane had instructed Faith to shave the new slavegirl. Faith had done that in the morning. ”The captain alien vampire seductively struts over to her 1st mate, bends slightly at the waist and kisses her sister biting her lips, her pointed tail swishes around in the air before seeking out her 1st mate’s identical devil looking tail coiling and intertwining them both.The 2 vampire aliens had traversed the great void of space mostly hibernating and sometimes feeding from each other to keep their strength up.“I cannot stand it any longer!” Proclaims the subordinate alien vampire, “Fuck me.