Condoms do not guarantee safe sex;A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband!This one is compliments of johnRamblings of...a Retired MindI found this timely, because today I was in a store that sells sunglasses, and only sunglasses. A young lady walks over to me and asks, "What brings you in today?"I looked at her, and said, "I'm interested in buying a refrigerator." She didn't quite know how to respond.Am I getting to be that age?I was thinking about how a status. You press it slowly at first and gently strokes pressing deeper, and longer. While your hand rubs at your clit you begin to move the dildo faster and faster in long soft strokes, I can see your legs stiffen as you prepare for your orgasm. My cock is throbbing with delight as I watch your orgasm, I start to reach for my own manhood and you see this as your orgasm subsides and you ask me no, I’ll do that. You come to me and you kiss me, you brush your wet fingers against me lips and my tongue,. One night Heather asked me to watch Tara for a little while so she could go out with her boyfriend, CJ - Tara's daddy. As a dad, no boy is ever really good enough for my daughter, but CJ has turned out to be a decent kid. He's in college, within a year of completing his MBA, comes from a good home, and has definite plans for his life. Heather could have done much worse.While they were out to dinner, I logged into the webcam to keep an eye on the baby while I watched the baseball game on TV.. ’ Meanwhile, at the other apartment, Todd groaned as the alarm sounded at five thirty. The previous night Ben had cursed at him when Liz’s text had come in. Now he could see Ben’s point. This was too freaking early for just breakfast, in a world where Captain Crunch existed. Todd guessed that Liz could have something to do early at school. Pulling on his robe, Todd stumbled out of his room, taking the time to rouse Ben as he made his way to the bathroom. ‘Damn it, Todd,’ Ben grumbled. ‘This is.
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