They were already serving what looked like bubbly champagne and caviar to start the trip off right. The cabin attendants gave me one of those looks th...t said,"No, please, not another one of those!"I was certain my twin sister Claudia flew in first class all the time and she would have given them a piece of her mind to put them in their place. I just held my head down low and tried the shrink into some form of invisibility shield unable to be seen. It was only after they gave the instructions on. As the evening progress she confronted me about my suitcase, which I had carelessly left unlocked. I tried to explain that I simply enjoyed wearing women's clothes and it meant nothing. I had completely forgotten the realistic dildo (complete with balls and very life-like), the tube of KY Jelly, and the various transvestite books, gay pornographic magazines of close-ups of erect penises, and video tapes of men having sexual intercourse with transvestites. What could I say?She dropped it in any. She looked like I did in my last match, with mud all over her, while I looked like Marie, the only mud above my ankles was the little bit Janey splashed on me as she churned by.Amazingly, she tried it again, running erect, with her arm out neck high. This time I lifted my leg and pointed my knee right at her belly. She ran straight into my knee, knocking me over on my back, but leaving her doubled up in the mud, groaning. It was faster to crawl over to her than it was to stand up. I came up. ” I call again and I don’t get an answer.That’s bullshit. I go to her room and I find her on the computer doing some crap. “Kelsey, I asked for a beer?” I just got a look. “Kelsey!”“Chill Dad.” “OK, girl I think you need a little attitude adjustment.” She just laughed.“What’s so funny?” I grabbed her arm. “Dad, what are you doing?”I dragged her back to the front room and pulled her over my knee. “Dad, are you crazy? I am too old for this.”“Crazy, Crazy is me working every day and then.