” “But grandpa, I really don’t like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?” “You lissina me, boy! Somma day you gonna be run...a da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos. Then one-a day you gonna comea home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man. Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, ‘Times up!’”A woman and her 12-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Detroit. It was raining and all the. She was hungry. "Does anyone want to watch me feed Annie? Brad, how about you? It would seem only fair."I thought before answering. "No, but thank you for the offer. I'm not going to do anything that would cause friction between any of us Melanie, so it is better to refuse." Melanie looked at me and I knew I was going to get lucky tonight.She surprised me by declaring, "Brad, I'm glad you turned Cindy down. You will be seeing some full breasts on me in a few months. I'm hoping to get pregnant. Simple and about as easy to accomplish as flying to the moon without a rocket. He'd wanted a house, nothing fancy. He didn't need a swimming pool or tennis courts, whirlpool tubs with their pulsing jets, or fifteen bathrooms. A small house with a garden and a swing set out back for the kids to play on. Flowers in boxes under the windows, a birdhouse and feeders out back. Maybe roses along a path with a swing where they could sit in the summer and enjoy the evening together.Instead, he'd brought. Frist off I'm pregnant again about six week along Ted yells YES oh honey that's great news and starts to kiss his wife. Just then the doorbell rings and Sal leaves his lap to get it. In walks Randy Ted says Hey buddy I'm glad to see you but as you can see my wife is nearly nude and we are about to celebrate the fact that we are having a baby. Randy looks at him I KNOW IT'S MINE Ted looks at Sal who nods her head, honey I have been sleeping wait no FUCKING him for awhile now I also eat pussy and.