Still more hand-picked lousy humor...Why is a woman like a condom? Because both spend more time in your wallet than on your penis.My girlfriend’s da... asked me what I do. Apparently “Your daughter” wasn’t the right answer.What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.The teacher asked Jimmy, “Why is your cat at school today, Jimmy” Jimmy replied, crying, “Because I heard my dad tell my mom ‘I’m going to eat that pussy when Jimmy goes to. As we rode out of town, I said to Bob, "Thanks, Honey, ya saved my life back there. I'll show ya how much I appreciate that in bed tonight." I grinned when Bob actually blushed. My goodness, don't men just beat all!Well, we didn't make any money out of our visit to Fire Storm, but maybe the next town with bring better luck. This country was pretty deserted, so we didn't see nobody until we reached the next town, Dead On. I was kind of afraid to ask where that name came from.Yep, our luck was. Kneeling behind you I open your ass cheeks, gently rubbing a finger across your puckered hole, gently teasing it. You let out a sigh which enrages me. ENOUGH SLUT ! I slap your ass cheek hard with the flat of my hand, leaving an imprint. Again I concentrate on your hole, slowly rubbing it with my finger. My head moves in closer, andmy tongue snakes out, my first taste of you is your asshole, and it is making my head spin with lust and emotion, I must block these feelings. My tongue works. I pressed her boobs harder. She was very eroded and her nipples stood straight pointing me.. Our tongues fought vigorously and saliva exchanged stupidly..She took a gap and removed my shirt meanwhile I undid my pant and inner.We both hugged roughly as there was no gap and her boobs pressed so hard to my bare chest and started kissing again.. She guided me to her room and we both fell on her bed.. She came on top of me like a hungry tigress and gave me a wild look as she gonna eat me.. She took.