.. well... any husband really, would probably show weakness in dishing out punishment.” Hazel swallowed hard as he studied him. “I expect you woul... leave marks wouldn’t you?” He nodded. “That’s the advantage of having a wife whose husband allows her to explore her... well, you know.” “And you don’t have to worry about him finding out either.” Rod smiled. “It can lead to some awkward questions being asked if a wife goes home with a red bottom,” he responded, wondering if she had been in that. I saw it through my telescope last night.Money talks ... but all mine ever says is good-bye.You’re not fat, you’re just easier to see.If you think nobody cares whether you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just give you a bra and say, “Here, fill this out?”I can’t understand why women are OK that JC Penny has an older women’s clothing line named, “Sag Harbor.”My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread. " He raised his own eyebrow returning her challenge.She had just opened her mouth to respond when she closed it again. Rob felt a small hand land on his shoulder."Hey there, Rob," Dawn said, coming into view. "I see you have company today. Can I join you, or are you conducting business today?" Dawn's eyes had taken in Brenda's attire and she saw dowdy business casual.Rob replied by standing and taking Dawn in his arms for a hug and a chaste kiss. It seemed to be a day for eyebrows as Dawn's. " Like a turkey buzzard," I said. "Flying around, ready to pounce on some weakened prey below."Patrick allowed himself a small snort of laughter. "Pretty poetic, there, in a half-assed way," he said. " ... Like a turkey buzzard, yet!"I smiled in agreement that the image hadn't been particularly apt. "You know what I'm trying to say," I said. "I wouldn't know where to start, asking Maureen out on a date. How would it look to her? She'd start right away, wondering whether all this fuss about.