When drinking with our next door neighbors Jill and Keith , they revealed that they hadn't, and that it was quite common. We asked around and found it...to be true. So on the big day, Ann-Marie and myself had been telling each other what we were going do to each other later.The day went well,and most people had either gone home , or went to their room, in the hotel where we got married.I couldn't see my new wife but found my new mother in law Samantha. Sexy Sam I always called her. She was only. “You just think you will be?” Pam asked. “Yes. But just be a little patient with me, I’ll be OK,” I replied. Then she did something I didn’t expect at all. She kissed me on the cheek. I was beyond surprised by that. Where did that come from exactly? “Whoa, what was that Pam?” I asked. “That was a kiss on your cheek. I thought you might like it. I know you are still nervous and that would help you a little. Why, have I offended you?” Pam asked. I got to say it did help me out a bit. I was less. She told them how she had no regard for me.I knew all that but yet I remained obsessed.Time passed, we drifted apart, she married and moved away.I got on with my life but then one day she returned, down on her luck, no money and marriage failed.Whilst that was happening to her I had done rather well for myself and was successful in business, she turned up on my doorstep.... needing help. She turned on the charm and all the old feelings flooded back but this time she was being nice and flirting. "Let's see what we can do to aggravate him," I suggested. I walked over to my car and opened the trunk. In my bag, along with my copious notebooks, were a few pens and pencils. I grabbed a couple of ballpoint pens and walked back to where Jake was standing, still staring at the Mustang."Here," I said."What's this? Are you gonna write him a fucking letter?" asked Jake incredulously."Nope," I said. I crouched down by the back tire and used the pen to push in the valve. Air hissed out."Good.