One day Percy was having his weekly breakfast at the diner in town when the Rabbi Feldman and Father Dolan sat down at his table. After the initial gr...eting, the Rabbi started, "Percy we need a favor from you. We need you to be a best man at an upcoming wedding." Boy are you two dragging the bottom of the barrel asking me. So who's the unlucky guy?" Percy replied."Me," replied the rabbi."What did one of farmer Schmidt's sheep get loose?" teased Percy.Father Dolan almost fell off his chair. As I unwrapped the box, I was getting horny. Inside, it lay a gold chain with my initials on it. "You like it?" he asked, seeing my response. "I-I love it. It's perfect," I stammered. I stood up and walked to his side of the table, and knelt down to kiss him. He stood up slowly, not to make me fall over, and put his hands all over my body. We made out for what felt like forever, but was pure bliss. He walked over to the couch in our living room, his lips never breaking contact from mine. He lay. I wasn’t sure if it was an accident or purposeful until he said, ‘Ma’am, I’m going to have to ask you to step out of the car slowly and place your hands on the roof of the car.’ Carefully, I unbuckled my seatbelt, opened the door as he took a small step backwards, and stepped out of the car, one foot at a time. Even though I was trying to be careful, I was sure he could see a flash of my pink panties from under my skirt, but I did not want to make any sudden movements to cover myself or he. The farmer caused him no discomfort, but the man's wife and her dread made him ill at ease. He rewarded her with a kiss instead.Two days later, they emerged out of the forest and looked out upon the grey walls of Sardaford. Stefan pointed out the burial pits on the backside, and commented on how the number of full pits had grown. To the south beyond the city, he noticed the river Sarda, making its lazy way, with fishing boats bobbing in its flow.The plague flag wasn't flying, and the governor's.