. Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?A: The pickup truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker sa...ing, "Guns don't kill people. I do."This one is compliments of John from the land down under:Police work can be entertaining as well as dangerous.Recently, a female sheriff's deputy arrestedPatrick Lawrence, a 22 year old white male, who was fornicating with a pumpkin in the middle of a field at night. The next day, at the GwinnettCounty (GA). I'll do your laundry" I mumble. An hour later the laundry is drying and she calls me over. I'm wearing my boxers. "Babe I'm horny, why don't you go down on me? It'll take care of 100 off your tab" she says with a smirk. I do as she asks and get out a bottle of flavored lube, get down on my knees, and go down on her for ten minutes, and I start to get an erection, and it pokes out through my boxers. I keep licking her, while she moans, and slowly stroke myself while doing it. Its awesome. After. Tasha is my real-life crush so it’s easy for me to write with her in my mind. Also, I took the time to describe and mention a few objects why I would do that and not use them?) After a few hours of long slow sensual romantic play (what I’m not telling you all my secrets. The romances are exclusively for Tasha only. I got to keep my lady guessing keep her coming back for more. If you need an idea, come on I’m in a room filled with candles everywhere. Nothing is more sensual to me than hot. Andrea, predictably, didn’t hold back and gave me a full blooded whack, followed by Kelly, who fortunately didn’t have much of a slap on her. Unfortunately she decided to write her name on my bell end, and while she was holding it still a little bit of precum dribbled out onto her fingers. This infuriated her, and she took a step back and hoofed my cock, sending it slapping up against my stomach. Everyone cheered as I yelled out. The pain caused my dick to shrivel back down to its soft size and.