"I dunno, Chuck. What are you doing to me?" ME?!? I'm all innocent here. I saw your car blow up on the Interstate. Stopped to help." My poor old momma...would tell you that God killed my car." And exactly why would God take time out from managing a universe to toss a rod through the crankcase of a ten-year old SUV?" To make me meet a decent guy." Your mom wasn't fond of what'sisname?" No. Not at all. Of course, he wasn't fond of her, either, for that matter. She thought he was a lazy windbag, a. They soon came out giggling, and we went to claim the rest of our luggage. After arriving at the correct carousel, I inquired about what was so funny."Oh," Katie said, very quietly, "We brought gold with us, but hid it from the inspectors at both airports." Yes, they would want to a collect duty on it, or even confiscate it," Margie added with a big grin."We'll show you later. There are too many people here now," Katie told me quietly.We eventually collected the rest of our luggage and I got a. .. the other had family pictures... but not ours!”I thought she was going to lose control, but she gathered herself quickly.“I thought of a lot of possibilities, but I wasn’t prepared for that! The jerk had another family! They lived in Charlotte. His parents, brothers, and a sister all lived there and were very much alive. He was married two years before we got married. And according to his Facebook profile, he still was!”She let me put my hand on hers and seemed to welcome it. All I could. So far it hadn't posed any real problem but now she had to make sure the length was just right and that the side darts were perfect. She couldn't make any changes while she was wearing it so she turned to the only person she knew that was close to her size."Chuck," She called sweetly. "Could you come here, I need your help with something?" Sure Jill, be right there." He called back, putting aside the book he was reading."What's up?" He asked as he entered her room."I need some help with my.