Just play dead.Yes officer, I didn’t see the speed limit sign, I just didn’t see you!This group is compliments of Alan B.Still more hand-picked lo...sy humor...Why is a woman like a condom? Because both spend more time in your wallet than on your penis.My girlfriend’s dad asked me what I do. Apparently “Your daughter” wasn’t the right answer.What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.The teacher asked Jimmy, “Why is your cat at school. I tried to shake my head but it was froze in fear, Daniel directed Bruce and Charlie 'spread open that ass hole I don't want his butt cheeks to stop me.' Charlie and Bruce each gripped one of my butt cheeks roughly and pulled them open exposing my aching anus to the elements. Daniel spit into the crack of my anus and it must have clinched shut Daniel said 'look at that pussy wink back at me, I'm going to enjoy getting in this ass.' I recoiled in horror as Daniels massive cock head rubbed. ”“You are going to throw away a twenty-one-year marriage over a word?”“Yes,” I said as I stood up to leave, “Sorry, Kat, I lost my appetite.”“Jason, Jason, please wait,” She called, but I was not going back.That began a string of attempts by various parties to intervene. By the end of the third week, I was being driven insane. Then my luck changed.“Professor, can I speak to you?” she said.“Of course,” I replied.Collen Dreyfus was a senior. She was a bit old at thirty for an undergrad, but, like. “No, we can pay our way,” I told him.“He needs you to teach him more Magic also,” Jill told her Uncle.“We’ll see about that,” he replied.“Uncle Thad, I taught him the water heating spell in Atlanta so he could shower. He nearly had the water boiling on the first try,” Jill told him.“You might be useful around here after all,” Roderick said with a smile on hearing about the water.“So, can we stay here for a while?” Jill asked following that.“These other two women, they got husbands or.