“You here to fuck 3A too?” the man asks me as casually as if asking about the weather.“3A?” I say stupidly as if asking him a question.“Yeah...the fine blonde in 3A from Tinder, this is my third time here.” the man says with enthusiasm.“Oh no, I live across from them, I just got locked out. Can you get us in?”Without saying anything the man buzzes 3A and a moment later the door opens. Walking up the stairs the man tells me how lucky I am to live this close to 3A and how he would be over there all. ..hope you've put some fucking lube on that...that monster..." Gemma, kneeling next to me had her hand underneath me and was squeezing and raking my ballbag with her long nails, covered her mouth and stifled a giggle with her other hand, "...otherwise that fucker's going hurt...nice and slow, old man..." Gemma frowned and shook her head slowly. Leaning close and whispering in my ear, so that Redhead wouldn't hear, she whispered, "She's telling lies, Daddy..." and then suddenly, Gemma pinched. Bit unhygienic, on the kitchen table, Environmental Health Officer might object, but..." Yes, but your wife knows, and..." Yes, but she didn't do the screaming wronged wife bit did she?"She nodded.I turned her towards me and kissed her."So I should stop worrying and get some coffee, and I think I'll have some egg and bacon and toast and marmalade." And I swatted her on the backside, and sent her to work.A few minutes later Her Loveliness arrived with a smile on her face. I like to think I put. Both of my wives started giggling. "Your pap is tied up in his wagon. He about went crazy from what John and Ab were telling us. Maybe you should go and talk with him after a while. He wants to kill half the wagon train," Lettie said."I can't say as I blame him. I promised Abby we're going to find out who did this and then I'm going to let Caleb and Ab handle it. Abby says she don't want to lose me."By supper time, pap had calmed down to the point they could untie him. Mom had talked to him and.