.Is that a banana? Dude, we gotta find you some better porn!Gavin's eyes had grown wide during Elena's mental critique of the model's appearance. Not ...urprisingly unconcerned with the finer points of reality, he had begun struggling to remove his pants and underwear. Elena, at first amused, and then embarrassed, could, of course, not stop watching. Gavin's eyes, although fastened on the screen in front of him, held a far away look, as though focused on some internal fantasy of his own. Pants. Or so it seemed. It was at a friends party. We had talked for many hours. We both were a little buzzed. At the end of the night we went to my place. We didn't just make love that night. It was a weekend affair. We both had a great time, but she didn't want to be in a relationship. She said she wanted to play the field. Weeks went by. She was still on my mind. Life goes on. I did the usual things work etc. Till one day. As it was a day like any other?I arrive at work. I smiled my good mornings,. I wasn't exactly sure how I wouldbring the whole thing up anyway. "Excuse me, Bishop Price. Why are youtrying to make my parents think I want to be a girl?" Didn't seem like agreat way to begin a conversation. I pondered if there was a way I couldprove to my parents that he was planting things, or dig up somethingthat proves he's a phony.The odds didn't seem to be in my favor right now. "I'll spend my 8thperiod free time today brainstorming my options a little more," Ithought as I looked down. Perhaps music.Bruce's "She's the One" played but it was too vague to be helpful. I waited. Glancing at her surreptitiously, she stood casually elegant in her black low back top with mid-thigh maroon skirt. In those brief seconds, she spurned several male suitors, increasing my hopes she played for my team. I could only hope because my team was in the midst of a terrible losing streak. Finally, Lady Gaga's "Shallow" played. Since I'm as shallow as a wading pool I knew it was kismet. The.