I bent over and kissed her, my tongue teasing her lips. I walked around the car and opened the door. I sat down and looked at her as she drove."The ne... house is ready and we have it all to ourselves today and tonight." Rachel I really missed you." Good because I intend to wear you out tonight." We had better stop at the frat house and get some of my clothes." You won't need clothes tonight Alan." But I might want to take my girlfriend to dinner."Rachel drove me to the frat house and escorted me. I’ll be looking in on you from time to time. I promise to stay out of your bedrooms, ha, ha. I will always love you, Dan.”“Your Darling Laura,”“P.S. As curious as you will all be about the pink envelope, it cannot, I repeat, CANNOT, be opened until 30 March 2007.”“This is the most romantic thing I’ve ever read!” Wendy said, tears welling in her eyes.“Karen and I still can’t figure out what, You Don’t Never Ever Wonder, about her love for you means?”“You notice that each word is capitalized,”. ”“I heard.”I turned to leave and felt a strong hand on my shoulder. Thanks to Miss Combe I was pretty sure I’d win if it got to a fight but, hey, who needs a fight?“Okay, I’ll sit but, if I hate the film, I’ll never speak to you again.”She laughed. “You’ll enjoy it.”It was a shit film but, no sooner had the lights gone down than her hand had too, inside my joggers. I leaned and whispered, “Isn’t it traditional to kiss before fingering?”“Time,” she said quietly, “is of the essence.” Her finger. I grabbed it and smelled it, celebrating my correct answer. One more. Just one more. I kept thinking. One more and I get a passing grade.She then told me, now spell… I didn’t hear her. The blood just rushed from my head, down to my penis. I was too horny to think. “What?” I asked. She just smiled. I didn’t know what to spell so I just opened my mouth and said what the first thing that came to my mind. She smiled and untied the fabric around her breast. Then I jumped off the bed and said “Fuck.