’TELL ME THIS WON’T HAPPEN TO US!!!!‘I CAN HEAR JUST FINE!’Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March day. One...remarked to the other, ‘Windy, isn’t it?’ ‘No, ‘ the second man replied,‘it’s Thursday.’ And the third man chimed in, ‘So am I. Let’s have a beer.’TELL ME THIS WON’T HAPPEN TO US!!!!A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say ‘Supersex.’ She walked up to an. It was always my young fantasy to be have my butt worshipped and admired by a eager daddy. He then spread my cheeks open and began to tongue my tight hole as he reached around and roughly stroked my rock hard penis with his rough working man hands. He then pulled me down onto his lap and pulled my shirt up over my nipples. So here I am , in this guys backyard in the open , sitting on his lap with my shorts around my ankles and my shirt pulled up exposing my upper body. I was so horny at this. When she still didn’t answer Angelia said to her “Gee girl how many guys have you fucked with out one”. Lori held her hand up and thought for a moment then said “ 4,my brother ,two of his friends ,and you”she said pointing at my cock.”I have been on the pill now for,then held up her hand again counting, 5 years. I haven't gotten pregnant yet”she said “and fucking my brother is a daily ritual ,some times twice a day”. In my head I was thinking , lets see she is 17 years old now, and started. She told me to shut up and told that she is not a babe. Then I told her that she has been my childhood fantasy and have always dreamt of fucking her. She was shocked to know this and changed the topic but I knew this is the right time to hit the rod so I told her if I had been her husband I would have fucked her daily. Now she also understood where we were heading and told me even she wants someone to bang her every day. So we decided to meet at a hotel after few days as she needs to give some.