If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.- SocratesI was married by a judge. I should have asked...for a jury.- Groucho MarxMy wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.- Jimmy DuranteI have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.- Zsa Zsa GaborOnly Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.- Alex LevineMy luck is so bad that if. .the middle part of her neck received the same treatment and the other side of her neck...I sat don on the bed behind her as she stood I rubbed my face down and all over her back as I sat down ..I hooked my thumbs in the waistline of the stretchy pants and slowly pulled them down...the bountiful flesh of her hips and ass slowelyrevealed its self I was greeted by the scent of her crotch not a bad smell@all it was intoxicating!!!picking up her scent sent a signal to my dick he responded with. He kept a contingent of at least a dozen men on call at all times day and night and had never had a circumstance where that was not enough to cover the need for immediate response.His men were all vetted by the constabulary for carrying a handgun properly registered and they were all fingerprinted for offense records to assure their lack of criminal intent. In fact, most of them were former military types and ex- police members who had tired of the thankless task of defending an ungrateful. The 1st night we met we had a few drinks and a chat and I was undressing her with my eyes I suggested we went back to mine in the cab going back I couldn’t believe my luck. Once in mine we had a few drinks then I accidentally brushed passed her we grabbed each other kissing passionately I whispered lets go upstairs leading her to my room watching her every move we franticly strip each other laying her on my bed we kiss even more my tongue loving every part of her I whispered to her that I was.