" I should have just gone away after I sprayed him. I did not need to play Wyatt Earp, or would I be considered Calamity Jane Canary. I had never hear... of a 'Calamity Jane' syndrome, so maybe I was breaking even more new ground.I got through the rest of Saturday night and Sunday morning with nothing more than a sarcastic word from a clerk in the Wal-mart store. I didn't even bother to report her. It was moving toward Christmas and I knew her life was miserable enough without me making it. This is happened like this that I was over Fahem’s on a Saturday afternoon when I asked about him aunty told me that he is not at home and has gone to meet his grand father as he called him an emergency. The rain was started just I arrived there. Mehnaz aunty asked to leave there as I always stayed there and for this Fahem’s presence is not necessary. We were talking for a while and then she said me that she would be right in kitchen to o some pending work of kitchen. She went in to the kitchen. I shut the door behind me and walked. I walked for a while,seeing nothing. I was beginning to be thirsty. Suddenly a cornerappeared and round the corner was a water fountain. I wanted to sit fora moment. I was about to sit on the floor, but another corner appeared,and round that corner was a chair. I sat. Was it really possible that if I thought of something I wanted itwould appear? Suppose I wanted a pile of money?I got up and started to walk. The hall turned a corner, and there was abox. I humiliated myself in front of thousands of viewers and I can’t even spend the night with her.“Can’t we go on the couch like earlier then? Just for a couple of minutes, before we—““Max, no. I’m tired, if you don’t want to sleep I don’t care, but you have to go upstairs.”There was no point in arguing further, especially since it’s incredibly infuriating to hear her call me Max and address me like an animal. I watch her pick up the paper I stained and put them in a trash can before she holds the.