” Then she looked up and saw me and blushed and quickly ended the call.I asked; “Do you want to talk about this ‘excitement’ or ‘fun’ prob...em?” I was hurt, sad, and mostly angry so I added; “Isn’t it nice that you can talk to your sister about ‘our problems’ but you can’t talk to me.”Jane started to say something, but only sobbed and ran out of the room. I heard the bedroom door close and went into the living room and sat down to think about what I had heard. I must have lost track of time. He flushed a deep red, but he managed to smile as he addressed me."You stare at me as if I were the devil himself, Greenway. What's to do?"The other card players looked up from their cards, sensing some sport; they knew that he and I were not the best of friends. Really, I was in no state to play games with him, but the brandy was working to my disadvantage, and I replied."My pardon. I was not aware I was staring at you -- but if the cap fits..."There was some laughter at the table, and. What happens next is NOT IN MY PLAN !!! Oh how often do the best laid plans turn into something quite different.......The water is everywhere, you're out and the tube is off, my eyes are staring, transfixed by the size you have achieved in such a short time, my magnificent Italian stallion - indeed !!Feeling your hands firmly holding my arms, raising me from the chair and backing me out of the bathroom and into the bedroom, pushing me onto the bed, with my legs hanging over the edge, you. We’ll have to play along.”“Whatever you say,” Homer mumbled. “You’re the brains. I’m just a hardware store clerk.”With that he turned and reached into the car and pulled out a Styrofoam cup of coffee that he’d bought to go at the Bluebird. He lifted the lid and steam poured out.“I’d ‘ave brought you one but I didn’t know how you take it.”Homer raised the cup to his lips and took a sip.“What the hell is a ‘call center’, anyway?”“We can ask ‘em. I imagine it’s a collection of telephone and.