Pear shaped is the most esthetically pleasing, of course, but you can't be too choosy if you're looking for willing women. Willing to be added to your...collection, I mean.Mushrooms. Ass collectors treasure mushrooms. Not the kind that you find on pizza, though.The woman lowers her skirt or pants, along with undergarments, just enough to expose the entire buttocks. She bends forward from the waist to nearly a right angle. The waistband tightens and constricts the flesh at the back of the upper. He turned and looked at me as Becki ran her tongue up and down his hard cock. "Your daughter is great at giving head." He gave her then me a wicked grin. "There is only one person I know who gives a blow job that is just a bit better but I'm biased towards her." He left it at that without saying whom he was talking about. I just figured he was talking about his ex wife or whomever he was dating at the moment. Becki licked and sucked her way to getting him off next. When he was ready to. I couldn't believe this curvy little angel didn't realize what an image of beauty she was. We were already in her bedroom by the time I realized I had agreed to a makeover. What did that even mean for a boy? Wait, was she going to dress me up as a girl?"Okay" she chimed in "We can use my makeup, and I have a wig from halloween haha. We can borrow one of my sister's training bras, aaaaand probably one of her skirts too. I think my shirts will fit those narrow shoulders of yours." She scurried. The vice principal told us some further gossip from the school that the janitor had heard strange sounds from an empty office at one afternoon after school time and found Rupert and one of the teachers, Mrs. Engberg fucking on the desk inthere. The janitor got well bribed and promised to keep his mouth shut. Rupert now regards him as a crony and has told him about his plans for an English evening class for the teachers and promised the janitor that before the class is finish he would have.