Someone ... who we suspect has the initials, PH and EH, bought 99 additional tickets and gave them away." This would be untrue," said Seph."Yeah ... w... gave away all one hundred tickets. One went to the Gypsies' at home and the rest we passed out on the street ... all except one. We gave the last one to Harold."Harold nodded."Speaking about Harold," she turned to look at him. "Where's the people who own the boat? You called, Harold. Where have you hidden them?"Harold indicated the possessors. Then we can get the ice cream. If you are lucky, I will add in a cherry and whip cream." I said as I left the cabana.*********"Hi, I am looking for Jane," to the bikini clad salesperson."I am Jane," she replied"Greta sent me to get the Purple #4 string for her. And do you have any aloe back there?"Jane raised her eyebrows and gave me a little wink, "Give me a minute and I will be right back with those." After four or five minutes, Jane handed me a medium sized bag. "Tell Greta I had to. Then they got me dressed and last thing they put on me was a wig, now there was a woman standing there in front of the mirror where just a few short hours ago stood a man. Now that I was dressed and ready they proceeded to take pictures of me doing different household duties such as dusting, vacuuming, and serving drinks out by the pool. Now they went and inserted the pictures into the ad and posted it on line. It was not even two days and I had several hits for my maid service, but one in. Fortunately for his family, he had been employed by the state government, and after his death, a meagre, but regular, family pension meant Bala Devi did not have to go and clean utensils in houses to feed her daughters, although it did mean that they could not move out of their village to the city.This was not a big problem, as there was a government run school and ration shop in the village itself, but other amenities were in the city, about 20 kilometers away. That may not seem very far, but.