“I still have the receipt, you insensitive bastard.”Went out last night and got really wasted.I woke up this morning next to a fat old bird who wa... snoring.So, at least I got home OK.Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control in Athens airport.“Nationality?” asks the immigration officer.“German,” she replies.“Occupation?”“No, just here for a few days.”As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Parking Officer’s funeral, a voice from insidescreams: “I’m not dead, I’m not dead. Let me. ..We headed for the parking lot and then I knew Ana was horny about Matt.Instead of getting in the front seat with me, she climbed into the back of our car with Matt. They both laughed and I did not say a word. I headed out and made the way towards his hotel.The conversation died down quickly once we were on the road and I could hear faintly the sounds of movement in the back. I could not see in the darkness, but I heard the sound of hands rubbing against clothing…Soon I found that my cock was. “May I have some water?”“Sure follow me to the kitchen.”I did and we stood next to one another at the kitchen sink. He reaches across me to grab a glass and accidentally brushes against my boobs. I swear it feels like an electric current just rushed through my nipples and I can begin to see the nipples becoming visible through my top. “Oh, I am sorry.” “I am not” I responded.He hands me the water and I drink it at once. I return the glass to him and he allows a finger to stroke my hand. . In one blinding white instant, I gave, and the momentum drove him halfway in. I must have been holding my breath, because I gasped suddenly. And loudly. My eyes locked with his in the same instant. Concerned for me, but masked. He enjoyed my gasp. I knew it, and I wanted him to enjoy it. There was a ring of hot pain between my pink ass cheeks, split by a filling of rock-hard cock that I could feel throbbing; I could count the racing beats of my sex beast's heart, faster, and I lost count. A.