Confucius SayThe Opera is the only place where a guy gets stabbed and instead of bleeding, he sings.Confucius SayA Magazine is a bunch of printed page... that tell you what’s coming in the next issue.Confucius SayA Cannibal is person who likes to see other people stewed.Confucius SayAn Optimist is a girl who regards a bulge as a curve.Confucius SayA Shotgun wedding is a case of wife or death.Confucius SayA penis has a hole in the end so men can be open minded.Confucius SayWatch a woman eat an ice. Talked about music and clothes and boys. Andmaintained a constant, aimless and teasing banter.We also talked about sex. Or Tessa did. I mostlylistened. Although Tessa was something of a tomboy, shewas very interested in and very open about all thingssexual. I was personally more reticent. And, Icertainly was not as knowledgeable as my cousin claimedto be. I was nonetheless fascinated by her descriptionsof the male and female bodies and her lurid stories ofseemingly impossible sexual positions. . Vasile se facuse rosu la fata de indignare, suparat ca-i pun vorbele la indoiala. S-a ridicat de pe scaun si mi-a propus hotarat:- Domnu Alin, daca vrei sa-ti dovedesc ca nu mint, te rog sa vii cu mine… sa vezi cu ochii tai…! Eu in seara asta o s-o fut pe aia mica si us**ta, pe Alexandra… ca azi-noapte n-am mai avut timp si de ea…! Tu poti s-o futi pe stareta… daca vrei…! Sau poate ca ti-e frica de domnita Laura…Cu mintea tulburata de aburii alcoolului si cu imaginatia rascolita de. After meeting his wife, Patty, and seeing how much she resembled me, it was more than disconcerting that, while my son was having sexual relations with his wife, he was possibly thinking of having sexual relations with me, his mother. How could he not, Patty and I look so much alike. Living alone and being lonely for so long, now that I had this suspicion of his secret desire for wanting i****tuously forbidden sex with his mother, it was no stretch for me to imagine my son having sexual.