I thought that it zipped up like trousers beforeAnnette gave me a withering look."What?" Anthony, dressed like you are, you have got to think more lik... a woman.How many women have you seen wearing a skirt with the zipper in front?" I don't know," I replied innocently."None, my little Antoinette, none! The same number of Anthonys you haveseen DRESSed like you. From now on you are my sister Antoinette. A WOMANwears her zipper over her ass not over her vagina!" Oh!" I said swivelling my dress. She would ride your dick. She would eat your cunt.June liked to fuck her boss. Her boss had a wife. His wife did not like June.June lost her job. June was broke. She did not have any cash. She did not have good credit.She told me, “I do not want to sleep in my car.” She asked, “Can I sleep on your couch?”I said, “Yes you can, June. Stay with me for a few months. Sleep any place you want.”June liked that answer. She said, “Can I sleep in your bed with you?”I said, “Yes you can.” I liked June.. ”Valentine’s Day GenieAN OLDER WOMAN runs into her friend at the mall. “You’re not going to believe this,” she said. “I found an old lamp the other day. I rubbed it and a genie popped out. He explained that genies don’t give three wishes anymore, but he did offer me a choice between one of two wishes. He could give me a better memory or turn my husband into the greatest lover ever.”“Tough choice,” said her friend. “Which one did you choose?”“That’s the thing. I can’t remember.”Woman Like. She felt him raise up above her and felt him jostle around. He was removing his shorts, she realized, and pulled her lips away from his long enough to see that he now wore only a red g-string pouch that could barely contain him, he was so huge! She could feel his hard cock as he settled against her again and prayed that this was as far as things would go. But he made every effort to rub himself all over her. After a few minutes of grinding into her, he reached down and pushed her shorts down.