" No, go away!" he whined, cowering. "I'm not a beaver!"I crouched down and grabbed his ankles. I shot back up, flipping himupside down, and raised ...im way up, spreading his legs wide. His shriekwas manna to my ears. I observed his petite schlong sticking out."What do they call this? Yes, a clit. Lovely beaver you display."His stomach growled. His bowels rumbled. He farted. Boy did he fart -- right in my FACE! Pewwwwwwwwww! The longest, smelliest fart ever!I dropped him and whipped. “Richard had a good night last night then I see.” She muttered.“Please Sharri, don’t start, I’ve just had it from Kelly and I could use a break. I come to work to try to forget about things not be reminded by everybody every five minutes.”Sharri tried to stay off the subject of my marriage as much as she could and we chatted about loads of other things as we worked. After a while the painkillers kicked in and I was able to move around a bit better and was beginning to feel like I might actually. Sleeping with you gives me an appetite!”We separated, and I rummaged in my frig for suitable left overs. I turned, offering her a choice: reheated Greek food, or reheated pizza. “Whatever you don’t pick, I’ll finish. Tickling your fancy has left me hungry, as well!”We ate, and teased each other, and, having finished, cleaned up and returned to bed to cuddle. I was starting to get me “second wind” when my alarm sounded. We both sat up, and I glanced at my clock.“So, since it’s pushing eight. Adrienne, I'm sooo not ready to-" I know," she interrupted.I paused and then started again, "I could really just use a friend right now." And I want to be your friend, Ben. Really." She smiled, reaching over and squeezing my hand.I smiled, turning my hand over and squeezing back. "Thanks, A.D."That evening, I told my family that Dawn and I had decided to take a break. The twins were suitably saddened but immediately perked up when I told them the plan was to get together again in the summer..