"About tonight....honey," she replied. I laughed a little... "No I meant about you transfer." "Oh that.....yes I am looking forward to moving out ther........what about tonight.....you know Earl here is revved up," Jody said. "Oh," I said "Yes both Jim and I are looking forward to desert......Jim has had a hard on all week." Everyone laughed a bit, this kind of broke the ice and the conversation was starting to turn to the sexy side. A comment here and innuendo there, we were all feeling a little. I left Gurgaon and with the help of Google maps, I somehow managed to reach Faridabad.Once I reached there I decided to call up my cousin and ask him for direction or to send me the location. He answered and told me that he had to travel to Ratlam for some work but my bhabhi and my nephew are at home. I was supposed to deliver his gift and go back home and that is all I had in my mind.I called up my bhabhi asked for directions and reached their house. I still belong to a very traditional family. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.AND A BONUS RULE:6. Condoms do not guarantee safe sex;A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband!This one is compliments of johnRamblings of a Retired MindI found this timely, because today I was in a store that sells sunglasses, and only sunglasses. A young lady walks over to me and asks, "What brings you in today?"I looked at her, and. I was too cheap to replace all the furniture. Even if most of it was pretty close to being worn out when it came from the thrift store. The bed was going to need at least a sheet of plywood under the mattress. There was no way in hell that I could do that. I also needed a larger bed, I had been told that by everyone.Since I finally had enough space for a double bed, I went shopping. I went to a mattress outlet store. My bed frame would expand so all I needed was a mattress and box spring. I.