"It's hard for me to picture the Mac I know with the Michael McPherson the rest of the world does. If I didn't know that it was an act, I would think ...t was schizophrenia." There probably is a touch of mental illness," I said honestly. "I'm sure I come by that trait honestly as well."I got a half-smile from Janet before Lila raced in to see if there were any swimsuits in the house."Why would I have swimsuits?" I asked honestly."On MTV cribs they always have extra suits for guests," she. Sixty-eight times two is one hundred and thirty-six. And thattimes two is two hundred and seventy-two. Wow, can you believe that youwere so bad that you earned yourself so many spankings?!" No, Mommy, I'm really, really sorry. I was really really bad." That's too many times, Mom. I'm not gonna spank her more than twenty timestops."Mom sighed. "Alright," she said. "I'm going to reduce your sentence down tofifty, since you've been cooperating pretty well with this. Roger, you'llstart. If you. .you be honest with any girl in the future and tell them that you are bisexual.” I understand that now and it was advice I followed and pleased I did. So I went on the dating scene, met a few ladies who I had sex with even after my revelation that I was bi and they never questioned it or repulsed by it. Then I met Sam, she was dark haired, had a tiny boyish body and the tiniest breasts, of which one was pierced and one of the hairiest pussy I had ever seen. I am a man of extreme I love pussy. I just got the kids locked into their rooms and finished the laundry. Did I wake you David?’ Becky asked. ‘No, I had to get up and answer the phone anyway’ I quipped while trying to shake the cobwebs loose. I tried to think why she was calling and feared that my weirdness that afternoon must have scared her off. ‘I got your number off the bathroom wall at work and had to call you’ Becky said before yelling at one of her kids to knock it off and finish their homework. ‘Actually you’re in the.