Joe and the girls tore into the potatoes and eggs and toast and juice. Joe had his mug of coffee, and Eve had some herb tea Valerie had sent her. Vale...ie, her sister-in-law, was studying childbirth to help a friend of hers. Now if only this baby had the kindness to let her get out to the woods for the hunting season in November…. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Two weeks later, Joe’s old GMC was chewing up another transmission rescued from a junkyard as he drove to. I made a note to do this more often. I was about to get up when I felt something else. The coffee had done what coffee sometimes will do. I felt a little cramp in my bowels and I knew I had to take a poop. I was squatted down having just peed in the corner of my yard where my dog pooped so what the hell.Now this was something I had never done outdoors in the open. It felt so dirty and naughty but exciting too. I took a deep breath and relaxed. I pushed and right there in the grass I. I loved the way She mocked me, how derisory She could be as I was helplessly ejaculating into my trousers right in front of Her, and while sometimes I’d say things like “sorry Miss, couldn’t hold it”, other times I wanted to keep the conversation going, like “oh dear, I’ve wet myself, with spunk, you made me Miss”. She might then reply “god, look at the state of you Graham! You’ve made a right mess in your trousers, you sad useless wanker. Most of the guys I see know what to do with their dicks. “I will hang that for you properly later. Just now, my hands are full!” I scooped her up this time with each of my hands cupping her corresponding bum cheeks. She was now clad in only the delicate lace green and red lace of her bra and knickers and the pair of thigh-high stockings I had bought her especially for this evening. Never forgetting the mistletoe dangling above my face, I continued to kiss her as I lay her down on the bed. Kissing her cheek and neck and down to the top of her breast.