Bhabhi boli sacchi me tum mere se daily bat kar lete mene bola ha . Chalo abse me jab bhi dukhi rahungi to tumse bat kar liya karungi . Ab jab tum yah... ho hi gav me tab tak to tum daily mere ghar aa jaya karo mujhe accha lagega . Mene bola ha bhabhi jarur . Us din rat ho gayi me ghar aa gaya . Us rat ko mene bhabhi ke name se 4 baar muth mari aur ye soch ke so gaya ke ab wo din dur nahi jab bhabhi mere baho me hogi . Agle din ke meeting ke excited tha me . Jaise subah hua . Me bahane nikal raha. Gerry responded: ‘Well, I’ll tell you what happened. I’d just loaded my fav’rit cow, Bessie, into da... ‘‘I didn’t ask for any details’, the solicitor interrupted. ‘Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine!’?’Gerry said, ‘Well, I’d just got Bessie into da trailer and I was drivin’ down da road... ‘The solicitor interrupted again and said, ‘Your Honour, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the police on the. I was so terrified so I began to shout. "HELP, PLEASE SOMEBODY HELP"! Within seconds of shouting a large slimy object appeared right in front of me sending me speechless. It was shaped like a giant green alien slime ball with tentacles popping out everywhere shaped like long shafts with penis tips on the end and releasing huge amounts of warm lubricant. I was now scared for my life as I was unaware of what was going to happen next. The alien then wrapped more tentacles around my chest and legs. What if I grab my gear from my van and you can use that. At least with the doors closed nobody can see in the back and it would be much cleaner and less smelly than a toilet block. John looked at Linda and Polly and received nods back. ‘Thanks Matt, you are a life saver.’ As Matt grabbed his detection gear from his van he advised them, ‘Just don’t go leavin’ any mess back there. I gotta drive this van afterwards.’ John was about to answer when he saw Matt’s smile and realised he was pulling his.