. 1 reservation: Tiffany Smith & Samantha Smith.”“Okay that’s good but how do I get there?”The computer was now experiencing an error. The con...ection to the reservation network was making it think Samantha was a pet even though she was currently speaking to it. Finally after a timing out error it gave the only answer that made sense to it.“Pet accommodations.”“Pet accomidations?”The machine started to state “pet accommodations: one crate in cargo..”“No I know that I mean how do ‘I’ use. Since it was a 3-6 month long project, they got me a 1 BHK apartment.There were 3 apartments on my floor and mine was at the end. One was occupied by a family of 4 and the other by a couple. I didn’t give much thought to the neighbours as they all were families and I was a bachelor. But it all changed in a single day.One day I was leaving for the office and it was drizzling a bit. I saw someone rushing up the stairs drenched in rain and soaking wet. It was one of my neighbours (the couple) and. “No shit? Tell me is wasn't the best sex you ever had?” Wendy said.“It was the best sex we both ever had, hands down,” I replied.“I told you, incest is best, so how did it happen?” Wendy asked.“I'll tell you, but first why did you come over here now?” I asked.They both just laughed for a minute.“Well we were just testing a theory, that's all,” Wendy replied.“You bitch,” I said.“Hey, no judgment here obviously,” Bill replied.I was a little ticked honestly, I mean we just did it and our parents. .. he's making too much of something that didn't happen. If he would just understand that, we could be so happy together." She gestured to indicate she was finished. Mr. Houston turned to Steve."Steve, what is the biggest problem in your marriage with Barbara?" My wife forms... uh... inappropriate... relationships with other men. She gives them the respect, time, affection, and sex that she should be sharing with me and then lies to me and everyone else about what she's doing," Steve said.