" Danny glanced at the frock in his sister's hands, deciding that she had to be joking. Turning up at school in his underwear would be embarrassing be...ond words. His Mummy would never make him go through with it (although he didn't find the thought entirely unpleasant, for some reason). No, this was just another ploy to get him into the sunfrock, he was certain of it. Rosa was always teasing him like this. Well, he wasn't about to give in so easily. He was going to wear his strawberry dress. After my first tanning experience I was leaving the gym and my underwear model was walking in with his rubber bikini ‘round his neck. He looked at me and said “Awww, babe, you aren’t leaving yet, are u. I just got here?” I smiled shyly and left. I couldn’t believe this hunk was flirting with me. I had lusted after him since I lived in LA.I didn’t see him for the next few days, but I was enjoying the tan lines I was getting from the tanning bed and my swimsuit. I had called and ordered. You know the bed exactly faces the door — and there, my darling mamma, I saw you initiate Charlie into what was to him a previously unknown pleasure. Oh! my beloved mother, the sight of your naked charms, of the delicious way in which you were giving him his first lesson in love, maddened me with desire. I was almost tempted to come in upon you and violate you, if you would not consent.It was in that state I remembered that Ellen was asleep in your bed. I ran there, and throwing off the little. I think they approved because I said I’d go with them.”“From what I’ve seen, having Mel around would turn me into a very conservative parent as well,” I laughed. “What a wild child.”“It might have worked the other way around,” Andi sighed. “I worry that all their rules have pushed her to act out in ways that aren’t always appropriate. At least it makes me look like the world’s coolest mom by comparison.”“That you are. What time Friday?”“The girls will pick us up from the faculty lounge at seven.