Slightly annoying, I have to admit. One evening at our place, we all were sitting around, having drinks. Sure, we were lightheaded from the alcohol, ...ut that’s not an excuse. I’ve drunk far more and never did such an outrageous thing. No, I think it was vain bragging, wanting to assert that we were best at something. Brad was talking about how he and Veronica were planning on a romantic getaway for their wedding anniversary. “It’s always good to rekindle that romantic spark. Even something. "And the Number : 1 ... Best Caddy Comment:Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."Bonus...An old favorite ... About the Golfer who has been slicing off the tee at every hole...He finally gives up and asks his long suffering caddy...Golfer: "Can you see any obvious problems... ?"Caddy: "There's a piece of shit on the end of your club."Golfer: He picks up his club up and says, "I don't see anything."Caddy: "Other end."Don't look down on. Even as wet as she was he was still tight, it felt good, it felt really good. "Let me tell you something, this is what happens when you encourage your wife to be bad!", as she bucked back and fourth. "This is what happens when you give your horny slut wife beer and don't fuck her before she goes to the club, this, THIS!!", as she clamped down on his cock and grabbed his shoulders drove him in deeper and deeper. "Your wife goes out and fucks other guys! So you remember that when you get older. Her breasts were hard and felt huge. Linda was moaning quite loud now, her head going from side to side.She stood up and grabbed my hand."Lets' go to the bedroom Tony darling." She whispered.By this time I was really hard, this was my fantasy coming true.This lady I had fallen for was now taking me to her bed. We lay on the bed after I had removed all my clothes and she had shed her housecoat on to the floor.We lay on the counterpane naked and kissed for a long time. We enjoyed the feel of each.