"Mandy, still smiling, followed my wife's orders. It didn't hurt, but it didn't feel good, either, and I could tell that if she did it harder, I'd be ...crewed."OK," I said. "I'll follow your damn instructions."My wife kissed me. "Don't get mad, babe. You're going to like what comes next."Mandy took a testicle into her mouth, and sucked on it for about 20 seconds. "Just so you know," she said after letting it plop out of her mouth, "you have wonderful nuts." Thanks," I said, wanting her to. And he was not the only one, not by a long shot. My date for the evening, Tim I think his name was, was equally stunned. You see I had just joined one of those internet dating sites that guarantees they will find the perfect partner for you in three month or less, and Tim was their first match up. He seemed nice as well; well spoken, polite, he even tried his best not to look straight at my breasts the first moment I took off the coat. But even a nice guy like him didn't stand a chance with the. I nodded and we jumped in. Again we were alone."Are you ok? you seem down!" Marcus asked."Its nothing really!" If you tell me, maybe I can help!" said Marcus.I explained that Jess and I hadn't had sex until the other night and that it didn't go as planned. I wasn't sure why I was telling him but he seemed interested."So what happened that didn't go to plan?" he asked."Its embarrassing, I'm not sure I should say!" Did you finish too fast?" Yes!" I admitted."Do you think you're the first guy to. ”Mel promised that he would make the rules clear to the guys at the office. By the time we finished our conversation we were at work. I buttoned my blouse back up while Tom sucked his finger clean and we went in and went to work.After a few minutes I was finally able to settle down and get back to work. I forgot all about the hot lunch date and the conversation on the way back to work. Mel hadn’t though. He came into my office about an hour later with his buddy Gary. Gary has a look on his face.