Whats all this melodrama for?* I shrugged my shoulders and we were silent for a while. (Its humiliating that he wont even take my threats seriously.) ...I do love you.* (Him testing the water.) *I know.* He raised an eyebrow/ willing me to smile. *Want a drink?* I nodded sullenly and he padded over to the table/ pouring me out a vodka. I knocked this straight back/ pulled a queasy face and handed him the glass. *Lets go to bed. Im tired.* I said. So I disappeared off to the bathroom to take off. I looked at Laurie and she looked at me with an evil smile.There are two types of body shots that I have been a part of or had,” Laurie said. “The first is where I have taken a shot glass and put it between my breasts and filled the glass with alcohol and the guys come and suck it out from between my boobs.”“Oh my?” Tina said.Laurie continued, “The second is where a girl lies on a bar or a counter and pulls up her shirt and they pour the alcohol in her navel and the guys suck and tongue it up. As we walked along the hall a lady appeared from the kitchen,she was in her dressing gown,hair wet from her shower she smiled and Dave introduced me to his wife Patricia,Patricia had a cracking figure,curves in all the right places short brown hair and a lovely smile.Dave told me he had to go to work and aksed me to look at the wiring in his attic as he wanted it rewiring,he left and Pat told me shewas going getting ready and told mejust to shout if i needed anything,i went up into the dark. One look of her big blue eyes sent her dad reeling every time. Tom knew she was teasing him of course, but for the life of him he didnt know why. Honestly, he didnt mind the accidental glimpses of her naked, but the worst part was, she wouldnt even let him beat his meat! Whenever he would try to go into the bathroom to let go of his load, she would yell for a glass of water, or pizza rolls, or a movie. And with things so hectic at work, he was usually too tired at night to do anything but plop.