I was staying in a resort. From Arjun’s point of view…As soon as I entered the resort, I saw an utterly gorgeous face. There she was, Chahat, stan...ing and talking to the receptionist. I thought that it could be the best possible start to my vacation. So I approached the desk and asked for my room as I had made my reservation about two days back.As the receptionist was giving me the keys, I was just having a look at Chahat. To be honest, until that whole time, I hadn’t had a look at her assets. In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Get out -- we don’t serve your type.”A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, seeing the handwriting on the wall but hoping to nip it in the bud.A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They converse. They depart.A synonym strolls into a tavern.At the end of the day, a cliché walks into a bar -- fresh as a daisy, cute as a. Her whole body arched, her head going straight back as she emitted an agonized screech,"No, AAAAGGGG, not there, it hurts so bad, please don't, AAAAGGGHHHH", when her anus was forced much wider than it had ever been in her life. She shuddered as if she was trying to shake the pain from her body, yet couldn’t get rid of it. The pain was about to get worse....much worse. Once the head was in it was the beginning of the end as I was able to now force inch by inch, slowly into her rectum as she. Ruby took her hand over the restaurant table and looked into Wendy’s eyes and she said, “Don’t rush into something you might regret darling, especially if it undermines your side of the legal arguments over Richard’s adultery. Just leave it with me and I think I know how we can sort you out and satisfy your needs big-time OK?”Wendy was, to say the least, more than a little intrigued by what Ruby had said and her mind was working overtime trying to work out what she had in mind.Ruby was about.