The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, ‘Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?’“Nah,” says the little old Jewish man... “Costs too much!”...hese are compliments of J & B.Paraprosdokianis a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence is unexpected - and oft times humorous:1. If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they’d eventually find me attractive.2. I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom, until they’re flashing behind you.3.. Alan Warner was the lead on this job, and Kohi knew he had a temper. He had also been trying to get her in bed for months. The little coyote knew he was probably going to use this trip as an excuse to try something.Next to him in the driver's seat was a weasel named Brian Coltrain. He shot a glance at Alan and sighed. Brian had worked with Alan on a few different jobs and hated it. The guy was a brute and slave driver. A week on the road with him was going to be a nightmare."I-I was listening. There was then a very awkward silence that lasted for about a minute as the dealer looked at me and at Dickey. I was waiting for the inevitable questions to start and I wasn’t made to wait long.“What the fuck is this?” he said looking at me “Is that your bird that lives with you downstairs?”“Yes” I said casually Dickey then chirped up from on his knees. “Ian you wouldn’t believe what happened earlier”“Try me” he said crossing the lounge floor and sitting on the arm of the chair to Fiona's right. 17 hrs. There were bread left-overs, unfinished rice on plastic plates, empty cups and scruffled serviettes scattered across the table. Craig was slumped in a chair resting. Sheila, finally awake, was stood alert at the hotel room window observing the lights down below. She appeared lively and cheerful, eager to discover her surroundings. She approached Craig and nudged him affectionately, 'Everything O.k, darling ?' 'Yes, of course.' replied Craig, surprised by her liveliness. 'Do you not.