Her bum was still sore from the weekend in Aruba and the excesses on the Cruise ship which was more of a "Fuck Boat" than a "Love Boat". She had lost ...ount of all the horny husbands who had climbed into the life boat with her when their wives were not looking. It was so hard these days to find a single guy who wasn't gay or hopelessly perverted.The last night of the cruise was called "Bend over and touch your toes night" and all of the participating masked females were minus knickers and. When I was 59 and stepping out of airplanes to places I didn't go, never been, and didn't do nasty things to people I'd never met or seen, I was always thinking I could take on the world single handed. I got my chance at the ripe old age of 14 in the lobby of the Paulina Stearns Hospital."Honest, officer. I didn't start it." Well ... the only way you could take Billy Badass (True facts: Badass is an Odaawaa name. It's not spelled like that but that's how it sounds.) out is to sucker punch him,. I confess I was getting very aroused watching them and soon realised I had my own problem but I’ll get to that a bit later, as they danced I often make notes I always have a clipboard with a note pad and a pen, one observation I had was the girls white tutus looked awkward so I stopped them dancing.“ Listen girls I don’t think the tutus work take them off please I want a more streamlined look to you both.“ The girls duly obliged removing the garments and handing them to me, tutus are very very. I make my way to you, and let the bra fall off me and cover your eyes. I cover myself self my hands, and back away slowly, wiggling my hips in time with the beat.I turn away and shoot you a sexy glance over my shoulder. I lick both index fingers in time with the beat. Holding my elbows out, you can tell I'm playing with my nipples, making them stand up for you.Covering myself again with one arm, I turn back to face you, my hips keeping time with the music.I straddle your legs, still dancing, my.