Half way through the day Miss Cooper said "Not a bad effort, a bit of an improvement on yesterday".Jokingly trying to break the ice, I suggested that ...t sounded like a school report."Well its a good job its not, otherwise you would be straight in front of the Headmaster' She said with a stern voice.The day progressed and we worked our way through the paper work. At some point I ended up sitting next to her working on some figures and I could feel her body heat. Somehow I found this a bit of a. 'I apologised and said that I could make her cum in other ways, but she was all about the cock and unfortunately for me, that cock had to be huge. By now though, she was laughing a bit and I thought I might still be in with a chance of fucking her. She left the room and quickly returned with a paper tape measure and said 'let's measure that cock and see what you've got there'. I just laughed and said 'ok'. So she made me lay on the bed and unexpectedly put her gaping pussy in my face while. He says “Well I can take you there, but I might need you to put something in the tank. It’s a guzzler”He kind of motions to the car, but then pats his big round belly.Laughing like jolly old Santa.I told him I didn’t have any money for gas.He said, “Well, you know the old saying- Gas, Grass or Ass. No one rides for free.” and laughs again patting his big belly.I laugh, because I know the phrase as a joke, but he leans over in the seat and says real serious, “Look, Ill give you a ride and you. Plenty of lubricant, patience and gentleness and she would crown me King of the Cherry Pickers, I hoped.We quickly made ourselves presentable and were seated comfortably in the lounge when Ruth arrived home with her friend, dark-haired, attractive, with smallish boobs that matched her slim build."Hi kids, did you have a good time? This is my friend Sue, we've known each other since school. Got married and divorced about the same time. She's lucky, no kids." She laughed and hugged Zelda to show.