There was a problem. I was the wrong gender. Hank is strictly heterosexual. Men don't interest him sexually. I shared that--I'm a total lesbian except...where Hank is concerned. You've heard the old joke, haven't you?"Amanda shook her head 'no.'"A person who likes women and has a dick is called a MAN." Joan chuckled. "I do men occasionally, mostly to please Hank, but there is only one man I like between my thighs. His name is Henry James Dalton. Sex is in the mind and Hank's mind is the most. “Well, you did a good job. I want to return the favor. I want to get something for you. I love this feeling.” “Before or after dinner?” I said as I turned up the speed on the remote. Ally threw her head back and let out a soft moan. “Ohhhhhh, before. You are getting me so horny right now, baby. Please, I need some relief!”“I think going there before will only make you want me more,” I said.“I don’t care if we are late for dinner. We have all night. You started this. I plan on finishing. ?Mujhe bahut saare mail mile jisme jahir si baat hai ki ladkon k mail jyada the par haan khusi is baat ki hai ki ladkiyan bhi chudaayi k maamle me kisi se peeche nahi hai unke bhi bahut saare mail mile aur 2 auntiyon ka bhi mail mila jo apne ladke se chudaana chahti hai par sirf uska lauda dekh dekh kar hi apni choot ki pyaas bujha rahi hai khair jab bhi aunty chudwaayengi mujhe bata dengi aur fir aap logon k liye 1 nayi kahaani mil jaayegi …Khair aaj to main apni last story PAPA KI MAALISH ko. The 3 pound hammer caught him in the right ear, killing him instantly. Wendy snatched up the Schmeisser, cocked it and sprayed the other two sleeping sailors.And we were back in the sunshine chasing a breeze. We still had three dead WW2 German submariners to deal with. Dangerous sharks are rare in the north sea ... until three great whites splashed down next to the boat.???Also WTF, muthafucka, and assorted language that my children did NOT need to hear ... but they did.We dumped the bodies.