"I need U now!" she texted. Alice was 36 years old and still a very attractive woman. Roy didn't seem to appreciate her sexually any more. It wasn't t...at he didn't love her or didn't find her attractive. He was in his early 50s and he basically took her for granted. She was a great trophy wife and he made enough money where she didn't have to work. He felt that was enough.It wasn't since Alice was sexually in the prime of her life. She kept herself attractive by working out and while it was. Her breasts were probably a B-cup and looked perfect on her. Her teeth were even and white making her smile glow in the setting sun. Her pubic hair was trimmed short but otherwise it was fully covered with a very nice dark patch. Her braids were hanging on the outside of her breasts and down to her tiny waist. Her tummy was flat and her lower ribs were quite pronounced. Her feet looked great with their slim long look and her long toes, which were painted bright red to match her fingers. She. People who put some money away each week just aren’t shopping hard enough.I bought some fridge magnets. So far, I have 10 fridges.A jellyfish walks into a hardware store and buys ten drills.Supermarket: a place where you can spend a half-hour looking for instant coffee.How can you spot people who can’t count to twenty? They’re in front of you in the supermarket express lane.I bought some Haagen-Dazs ice cream, and as the cashier rang it up, I asked: “How do you pronounce that.” She said slowly:. .. in Coit'ii culture, rather than clapping your hands, you bent over and slapped your own naked butt to show applause.My ear-implant warmed and buzzed, and I could hear the transmitted voice of Dr. Cox. "Our species instinctively employs a more advanced means of conflict resolution than the primitive fisticuffs common among your kind." There were so many jokes I should have told, instead I simply stared slack-jawed.The two had collapsed to the ground, legs entwined as each struggled to bring.