He is the power behind the throne these days. He’s the one in league with the Baron.”“Ebenezeer? Ebenezeer? Yes! I do remember him. Greasy bald ...ittle man. Gave me the creeps. Odious little shit.”“Yes, that’s him to tee. Dangerous, though; clever, too.”“Right, that settles it. We’ve been telling people we’re husband and wife. By this time tomorrow it must be the truth. First thing in the morning Bishop, you must marry us. Once it is legal it will remove a lot of the reasons for them to come. I want you to remember that I love you, but if there is anything you want to do while you're showering with those guys I want you to do it. Before you ask, no, I won't be mad and yes, I'll still love you."I looked into JR's eyes. He smiled and said, "Honey, this isn't a contest. No one's keeping score. We don't have to go tit for tat. We have a few days left of The Program and our agreement. Don't waste them. I don't what you to wonder about how it could have been."Sometimes I swear JR can read. She noticed this and didn’t miss a beat, instead of asking for yes or no she would just look up and record a yes or no from my nodding head, and they were all ‘yes.’?Would you lick the heel of a woman you just saw walk through mud until it was completely clean???Do you fantasize about bitchy, cruel women walking all over you???Would you suck the grime between the toes of a sweet college girl who had just finished soccer practice???Do you wish you could quit your job and live out your fantasy to. Sometimes we took off on Friday. Sometimes we waited until Saturday morning, but most weekends we were on the road, laughing, talking, and searching parks and concerts and culture. And we found it. On the advice of Mizz Lillian, we went to a bluegrass festival and Tina found pure acoustic folk music to be something that meshed with our love of classical music, and heaven knows, Tennessee has a lot of bluegrass.But Mizz Lillian. She saw the Alan 'n' Tina thing real quick. "You two look like you.