2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the ass-hole's name.3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble...again.4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.AND A BONUS RULE:6. Condoms do not guarantee safe sex;A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband!This one is compliments of johnRamblings of a Retired MindI found this timely,. He teased my hole with the head of his thick veiny cock and tortured me by not shoving it in deep. I jerked my ass back forcing his cock into me. He chuckled and remarked what a cock slut I was. I chuckled back told him to stop dicking around and fucking fuck me.He complied. He grabbed me and shoved his cock in so forcefully I thought his balls would follow. He fucked me roughly, pulling my nipples and smacking my balls. This dual sensation increased my desire and I started pushing back. It occurred to me that the people would not break into a house when it was occupied, so I thought of a way that I could possibly invite them in without saying anything. I went to the back door, and naked, I propped the back door and screen open. Without a light, I was hoping that the bugs would not race in, or the mice. As I showed my semi hard cock in the moonlight, I could hear gasps and groans in the bushes. I slowly walked inside leaving the doors wide open, and went up to bed. The upstairs. Kissing the head of your cock and slipping my finger out of your ass, I zip your pants back up as best I can over your raging hard-on.I look straight ahead, looking for the cabin that we should be getting close to and see you glancing at me out of the corner of my eye. Trying hard not to chuckle out loud I hear your heavy breathing. My cunt is soaking my skirt with sweet/salty fluid and when you tell me that you're going to pull to the side of the road and rape me, I feel another heavy gush.