As Raphael noticed that I had begun to awaken, I rolled slightly to look him in the eye and see the grin on his face. I could tell he was just as happ... as I was. He kissed me on the forehead and said in a sing-songy voice, ‘Good morning Beautiful… How was your night? Mine was wonderful with you by my side…’ I started laughing and tilted my head up, hoping he would grace me with another kiss. I was not disappointed, though as passionate and loin-warming as the previous kiss had been, this kiss. .. but this world never once loved me... in the end, that's all there is too it."The smell of freshly cut grass melded beautifully with the smell of the pond that marked the center of the small park. The sounds of children playing and laughing seemed to drown out the gentle trickling sounds of the water as it ran under the bridge that marked the path out of the park and off toward the nearby river. You stepped lightly a smile on your face as you felt the sensation of the warm sun gently. ” “The woman says, “Ok, I’m a high-end call girl.” “No, that still won’t work. Try again.” “They both think for a minute; then the woman says, “I’m an elite chicken farmer.” The accountant asks, “What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?” “Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year.” The accountant says, “Chicken Farmer it is!”This one is compliments of Pepere The haircut, (Priceless)A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when. Mein nay kaha sir yeh aap kya kar rah y ho aap tao sir nay kaha tum exmae mein pass hona chahaty ho tao khamosh raho aur jo mein karoon tum khamosh i say sehty raho warna mein tum ko exmae mein fail kar doon ga. Phir sir nay khoob meri gand par hath ghumaty aur dabaty rahy phir sir nay mera hath pakar kar apny lund par rakh dya aur kaha lo is ko pakar lo, mein jesy hi sir ka lund pakra tao mein darr gaya sir mola box ka lund kisi dandy ki tarah mota aur sakht tha aur mery hath mein bhi nahein.