" Yeah." I genuinely didn't spot where she was going."And I do like big things up my bum ..."Ah. Got there now."You want Mark to fuck your arse?" Well... yes, if you wouldn't mind, but that's not all of it."Dear God, what else?"Well, I wondered if we got a dildo that was exactly the same size as Mark ..." Already have one." Great. Anyway, if Mark fucked my arse at exactly the same time as you fucked Nat's with an identical sized cock. Sorry if it's too weird - I've just been playing with the. " Karen was all smiles as she took the box, turning it this way and that. "Modeled on adult film star Peter North from cast molds of his very own penis! What do you think, Kylie?" Karen..." I frowned at her."I can open it, if you want," the man offered."Yeah!" She agreed happily, ignoring my looks. "Can I take it for a test drive? I'm just kidding."The salesman laughed as he opened the box and the dildo was fixed to a piece of cardboard with wire ties, the thin straps folded neatly and taped. Three days later found him in Northern California with the law and bounty hunters hot on his trail.He was almost caught in San Francisco, but he got lucky and escaped North on highway 101. Randy knew he had to get off the highway, dump the car and hide out until the heat was off. Where to go, where to go... He spotted a sign that looked promising; it said "Fernbridge / Ferndale — Fairground". Fernbridge meant a river to maybe dump the car and a fairground meant somewhere to hide, maybe. Randy. I lifted the hot dog he handed me by the bun. The ends on both sides dangled as I lifted it up. Awkwardly, I dangled the dog over my face. The end closest to me brushed against my face a few times. I licked the scrunched up end as my girlfriend had licked my slit that day on the beach. I then put my mouth around part of the hot dog and sucked on it before moving further down, all the way to the bun. I moved my tongue around very deliberately so Dave could tell that was what I was doing. After.