"No? Well let me lay it out for you. I know you haven't been laid since Cindy left and I want to be your first."I was stunned and for several seconds ... just sat there and stared at her."Oh come on Brad, I saw you get a hard on when I pushed my tits into your back during the game and I felt it when you came out of the bathroom and I kissed you." But you are Dan's wife and even if I wanted to I couldn't do that to a friend." Why not? He did it to you." What do you mean?" What I mean is that Dan. Seeing her bright red lips slide up and down on my cock was too much and without warning I blasted a load down her throat when she went down and deep throated me, she swallowed every drop. After that we lay there for a while to recover. I was 16 at the time and recovered pretty quick. When she saw I was hard again she spread her legs and told me to fuck her. I slammed my cock in her and took my time. I made her cum several.times squirting her hot creamy fluid all over between us. When I finally. What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?A cherry float.What do you do when your Kotex catches fire?Throw it on the floor and tampon it.What’s 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1?Bo Derek getting older.Did you hear about the new douche powder made of alum, LSD, and Kentucky Fried Chicken batter?It’s uptight, outasight, and finger-lickin’ good.What’s the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?You can unscrew a light bulb.What do fat girls and mopeds have in common?They’re both fun to ride. Since the pathway to Ercas Mir was sealed and everything official was settled, the pair decided to alleviate they daily boredom by traveling across New Earth. Scouring Valgarel was their first goal, for this was Yurnal’s birthplace.“Here used to live the Longed Legged Moose tribe. They were Shenghuo type beasts like me. When I was young and unable to transform to my human form, I was chased one day by human cultivators as sport. The Longed Legged Moose’s tribe leader, a Mist Master at the time,.