And when he found her, he nearly dropped dead, for he found she had a Left Hand Thread.These are compliments of winnieA woman asked the pharmacist, "D... you sellViagra?" Yes," he answered.She asked, "Does it work?" Yes," he answered.She said, "Can you get it over the counter?" I can, if I take two," he replied.Cockpit AnnouncementShortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: "Ladies andGentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293,. "Forget all that.I'm asking you to touch me," Helen said bluntly."I promised not to," I said, knowing that it would frustrate her."What if you let my hand free, I'll do it myself." Oh, I don't think that's called for." Then what do you want?" Helen said, exasperation showing in her voice."What if I said you could fuck me?" That's an interesting proposition," I said, walking in front of her.I opened my coat and my hard cock sprang out, and dangled in front of Helen's face.She stared at it for a. Julie yelled back “Famished”. Bill thought about putting his bathrobe on but decided not to, it was not as if they had to hide their bodies any more. Julie thought the same thing and walked into the kitchen nude. Bill could still not get over how beautiful she was and how mature her body was. She did not have the body of a 17 year old, more like at least a woman in her early 20’s. Julie came up behind her father, put her arms around him to hug him, and told him how much she loved him. He turned. This morning I didn’t feel good. I was home alone for the week so both my parents and sister was away. I was sitting on the stairs and I was thinking. Thinking about my life and how I didn’t fit in anywhere. Did I like girls? Didn’t I? I’d sucked a guy’s dick before but it wasn’t nice. More gross than anything else. But that was it. Other than that I hadn’t been doing anything sexual with another person before and I didn’t want to until I found the right person to do it with. As I was sitting.