Christine gulps a bit on that fact. I don't think she expected to hear that about me, that I have, or had, a lot of sex.Kevin to Christine. "Are you a...virgin?" Well no, I've had sex with other people, girl people... and I've used dildos, I broke my hymen a long time ago. You can do a lot with your fingers." Indeed." agrees Cindy, leering at her.Cindy to Kevin. "I dare you to show Christine your underwear." OK"I do a slinky strip tease removal of my tight black jeans revealing the burgundy satin. This day is going to suck i said i hung the phone up and let it drop on my carpet.i met jenny at the park around 2pm."carter!" she yelled in excitement as she ran twords me arms open."babe" i replied as i picked her up in a hug.we walked around for allmost 3 hours talking about life befor i got the heart to tell her."jen" yeah" i got something to talk to you about" i said as i hung my head low"what is it? whats wrong?" she had a look of fear on her face." i got bad news"she burst out in. Allow me, Worshipful Women, to explain and describe this remarkablemachine to you.The SISSIFIER XL 7000 comes in two intimidating parts.1. The Base and Head Compartment Unit.2. The Application Unit.Picture, Ladies, if you would be so kind, a stainless steel base,somewhat similar to a restroom commode, resting on a four foot squarestainless steel platform which rises about five inches off the floor..The stainless steel seat is oval like a toilet seat with the same ovalhole in the seat as you. Sunday night after we left the park we went to dinnergot some stairs from people who knew my wife when we kissed. This beingthe first sit down meal I order too much food for my now smaller body,giving us some take-home food for a midnight snack.Monday I got early finished some of the program I was working on andsubmitted it so I can have the day with my wife doing "Girl" things. Wecalled my mom and sister and told them we would be by to pick them up mymom's house. When we got to their house.