On the way there, the woman suddenly bursts into tears.“I can’t do it,” she says, “You see, I’m a transvestite.”The man is aghast. He swer...es violently off the road, and pulls the car to a screeching halt.“You fucking cheat!” he screams. “You’ve been playing off the ladies’ tees all week.”Q: How do you know when you’re really ugly?A: Dogs close their eyes when they’re humping your legMemories from Chuck B ‎When I was in an all-boys high school, back during World War II, there was a fellow. As he exited his car at the circle drive, he gave a sigh of relief at the quiet that greeted him.Walking towards the front door, he saw one of the groundkeepers mowing off to the side. He watched the man's muscles work as he handled the push mower around bushes. I bet Grandmother likes those arms, he thought.Jesus, he thought, first your mother and now you're Grandmother. Are you really this perverted, his mind almost screamed. He shook his head to try and clear the thought from his. Of course there was a large Lani with a gorgeous ocean, beach view. All in all very comfortable accomadations. I picked the room I wanted and decided to have a different girl sleep with me each night and the others would have to share the king bed in the other bedroom. Oh boy, this was going to be fun.We unpacked and decided to grab some lunch and then hit the beach. So we put on Bikini's and cover up's and went on downstairs to one of the many resturants that allowed bare foot girls in. The guy in the 69 position starts licking her thighs, her clit, and the other guys balls and cock as it slides in and out of the cute blonde's hot, wet pussy.I looked over at Sid's crotch my favorite place to look and saw that his cock was hard and straining to get out of those tight shorts. This was really turning him on! Which turned me on! He had a huge cock, damn it looked good in those tight shorts. I looked to his face to say something, but stopped because he was watching me drool over.