She glanced at the calendar in the kitchen. Tuesday. At least it wasn’t her mother’s day for coming round. That meant she wouldn’t get the we...kly lecture…She refilled her glass, (where had that first glass gone?) and wandered through into the lounge. She slumped in front of the television, flicked it on just in time to see the end of the news and gazed at the local news, watching it but not taking it in. She might as well stare at the wallpaper. Again she drained the glass. She looked at. ." Phil, you can't tell Matt," she gasped in horror, knowing full well that her husband would divorce her on the spot if he learned that she had been involved in something like this."Sure I can, baby?" sneered Agard. "Just pass me to Matt and I'll explain how you helped us out when Millie got sick. I'm sure he'd enjoy seeing you in that cute little costume you wore, even if it was a little bit revealing..."Lynn felt a sickening feeling sweeping over her as she listened to her former boyfriend. “Is it real? Does Anushree still get laid by you?”To readers who don’t know about Anushree, she was my girlfriend. Nice lady. We had fucked a lot. I had posted about my experience with her earlier on this website.So I replied to Sneha, “It ‘was’ real. I loved her, and fucked her, but we had to part ways. We’re still friends, though.”“Unlucky her. I wouldn’t have let that dick go :P ” Sneha replied. I blushed.We kept chatting for a few days. I understood she was a couple of years younger to me.. Specializes in...”“Yeah. Yeah, interesting. Please. Come on, hurry up.”“...mer services. Please hold.”“Ha. I am holding. Holy shit, I am holding so hard. Please, for the love of-““Welcome to Honeysuckle customer service. To change languages, press 1. If you are interested in new products, press 2. If you have a complaint, press 3.”“I have a complaint, alright, but I want to yell at a real person!”“-products, press 4. To go back into the main menu, press 5. To speak to a Honeysuckle customer.